What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Your VPN could be giving your browsing data to China, watchdog says - NBC News

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Roberts: Chance Of Ohtani Pitching Before All-Star Break Is "North Of Zero" - MLB Trade Rumors

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Solar Stocks Dive As Senate Bill Keeps Cuts To Solar, Wind Energy Incentives - Investor's Business Daily

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Galaxy Watch 8 series leak shows Samsung’s upcoming wearables from every angle - 9to5Google

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Michael Altenhofen Is NASA Deputy Chief of Staff - NASA Watch

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Anne Wojcicki’s nonprofit reaches deal to acquire 23andMe - TechCrunch

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

No way

Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Ben & Jerry’s board denounces ‘genocide in Gaza’ in ice-cream maker’s latest salvo against Israel - The Jerusalem Post

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds