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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:27

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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Your VPN could be giving your browsing data to China, watchdog says - NBC News
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Roberts: Chance Of Ohtani Pitching Before All-Star Break Is "North Of Zero" - MLB Trade Rumors
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Galaxy Watch 8 series leak shows Samsung’s upcoming wearables from every angle - 9to5Google
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Michael Altenhofen Is NASA Deputy Chief of Staff - NASA Watch
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Anne Wojcicki’s nonprofit reaches deal to acquire 23andMe - TechCrunch
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
No way
Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds